Tuesday, February 28, 2017

What do these flavor descriptions really mean?

We’ve all been there before. You pick a bottle of wine from the store shelf, turn it around and read the label. You read a five to seven sentence description of the wine’s flavor – evoking a variety of fruits, warm sunshine, some minerals and maybe a wood or two. Nodding knowingly for the benefit of whoever may be watching, you then place the bottle in your basket without a clue how the wine is going to taste when opened.

The ancient Greeks and Romans, our original wine snobs, did not dwell on dissecting the various flavors of a wine, simply preferring to pass judgment – whether it was good or bad. This practice, or lack thereof, persisted for centuries until the late nineteenth century, when better winemaking methods raised winemaking to an art form, leading its artisans and admirers to seek more descriptive language to expound on its innumerable qualities. (http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/is-there-a-better-way-to-talk-about-wine)

Our modern wine lexicon can be traced to Ann Noble, professor of viticulture and enology at the University of California at Davis. In 1984, drawing upon the work of other sensory scientists, she published the Wine Aroma Wheel (http://www.winearomawheel.com/), a circular chart of six dozen descriptors to describe wine by smell. However, while we have a common language, experience and our reading for today’s class shows that not everyone agrees or is aware of how the language is spoken.

For the wine dummies like myself, I happened upon this useful guide by Wine Folly (http://winefolly.com/tutorial/40-wine-descriptions/) that explains in plain language what some of the more commonly described flavors are supposed to taste like when drunk. Here are some examples:

ANGULAR
An angular wine is like putting a triangle in your mouth – it hits you in specific places with high impact and not elsewhere. It’s like getting punched in the arm in the same place over and over again. An angular wine also has high acidity.
COMPLEX
A complex wine simply means that when you taste it, the flavor changes from the moment you taste it to the moment you swallow. As much as I love complex wines, using the word “complex” to describe a wine is a cop-out unless you go on to describe how it’s complex.
EARTHY
A classic go-to move for a wine writer trying to describe that awkward green and unpleasant finish on a wine. They don’t want to hate on the wine, they just want you to know that if you don’t like the wine it means you don’t like earthy and you’re a bad person.
OAKED
Oh oak! The ultimate non-grape influence to the flavors in wine. In white wine it adds butter, vanilla and sometimes coconut. In red wine it adds flavors often referred to as baking spices, vanilla and sometimes dill.
STEELY
A steely wine has higher acid and more sharp edges. It is the man-ballerina of wine.

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